HOLD THE PRESSES!!!! Marshawn Lynch is retiring! And he retired in the most Marshawn Lynch way possible: by tweeting a photo of cleats hanging on a phone line withe the peace sign emoji. His retirement will most likely go down as one of the three most notable retirements of this football season. Calvin Johnson is retiring after 9 seasons with the Detroit Lions and everyone and their momma knows that Peyton Manning is most likely walking away while he's atop the mountain. The careers of Megatron and Peyton are stark contrasts to one another. Both are among the best in their respective positions. Calvin Johnson was a dream to have as your WR1 on your fantasy football team. Peyton was a general at the quarterback position. But Megatron was stuck on a losing team for most of his career only making the playoffs twice throughout his career. He really had no future with Detroit, though I think physically he had a lot left in the tank. Peyton on the other hand had the long, booming career that now includes two Super Bowl rings. He will retire with the feeling that he's accomplished everything he could accomplish. It will be sad to see two football greats like Johnson and Manning walk away, but I'm even more down about Marshawn.
Yes, part of the reason I care more about him is because he is from Oakland. It's no secret that I tend to favor Oakland/Bay Area people over others. But it's not just that. Genuinely, I think Marshawn was good for the game. Players like Marshawn made the NFL just that more interesting. He was a great fucking running back. Beast Mode had six seasons with over 1,000 rushing yards. It's not just that he's fast; he's fucking powerful. There's a reason why he's Beast Mode. Watching defenses trying to tackle Marshawn on a carry was like watching house cats trying to take down a tiger. He made respectable players look like high school kids. Among active players he's second in rushing touch downs. The Seahawks were able to build an offense around his running game and become championship contenders for a good three or four year window. (Having the Legion of Boom didn't hurt.) Marshawn is walking away from the game with a Super Bowl ring on his resume. I think he's a Hall of Famer.
I remember Marshawn Lynch when he played for Cal. My dad went to Cal and he was a pretty big Lynch fan. After Lynch was drafted by Buffalo I stopped keeping up with him, because who the fuck watches the Bills? It wasn't until Marshawn was traded to Seattle that my ears perked up again. It wasn't until his first full season in Seattle that Marshawn blessed us with his most marvelous performance. The year is 2011. It's the NFC Wild Card playoff game between the Seahawks and defending champs New Orleans Saints. To be truthful I didn't see Marshawn's 67 yard TD run live. I heard it on the car radio and it was pandemonium. When I finally saw a YouTube clip of the run it was more amazing than it sounded. In 20 years when my kids ask me about Marshawn I'll just show them that clip and they'll know. They'll know. Scratch that, I'll actually show them this clip with Demetry James' commentary.
He got a lot of flak for refusing to talk to the media. One the one hand I see where the media is coming from. They have a job to do and they have the right to do that. But I empathize with Marshawn too. Look, the media has a way of taking things out of context, blowing things out of proportion and misrepresenting the thoughts and opinions of players and coaches sometimes. I think a majority of the media members are good professionals who avoid doing that. But there are some media members out there who do make other media members look bad. I can't blame Marshawn for not wanted to be a part of that. If I had the choice between enjoying a nice bag of skittles or possibly having my words misprinted in a newspaper I would probably pick the Skittles. I know a lot of media people were pissed off during last year's Super Bowl media week when Marshawn showed up and repeatedly said, "I'm only here so I don't get fined." You know what? They should be thanking him! His media session was way more entertaining than most peoples'. Are you telling me you'd rather listen to 10 minutes of Marshawn rambling about Deflategate? Or about what Seattle is going to do against the Patriots? Boring!
I'm going to miss Beast Mode, but I'm happy for the guy. I can sleep well knowing that he's not going to go broke anytime soon because he hasn't spent a dime of his football money. His legacy will continue through his work in the community with his Fam 1st Family Foundation, which mentors youth on the importance of education and self-esteem. Have a happy retirement Marshawn Lynch! But feel free to un-retire in a year or two to join the Oakland Raiders. (Unless that dick head Mark Davis moves team.)
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